Another day, another Kardashian family competition. This time, Khloé Kardashian takes the cake as the seventh slowest aging person in the world, which, as you can imagine, only “pissed off” her sister Kim Kardashian.
In The Kardashians In the season five finale, Khloé, Kim, Kris Jenner, and Scott Disick embark on a journey to discover their biological ages. Once they receive their test results, Kim learns that biologically she is almost 10 years younger than her chronological age, while Kris is six years younger than her.
Hearing the positive news for both her mother and sister only leaves Khloé feeling nervous about her own test results.
“My heart is literally pounding. I feel like my pulse is coming out of my throat,” Khloé says in her confessional. “If I find out I’m 812, I’m going to cry.”
However, Khloé is pleasantly surprised to learn that her biological age is 28, which, at the time, was almost 12 years younger than her actual age.
“Never in a million years, if I had to bet money, I would never bet on myself. I would have completely lost the bet,” Khloé enthuses. “Kim is furious, by the way. I know she’s mad. I don’t think I beat her at anything. At what?”
According to the testing company owner, Khloé is aging at a rate of 0.72, and is currently ranked #7 in the global self-aging competition, meaning she is the seventh slowest aging person in the world.
“The world needs to know that I, the fat girl, am now better than the best,” Khloé says.[Kim] She always said, “I’m the princess” or whatever her motto was. And my motto in To keep up to date [With the Kardashians] “The fat, funny sister is 12 years younger than her chronological age,” the show’s opening reads.
Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, on the other hand, are not rushing to celebrate the news.
“I’m pissed off, of course. I always want to be the most accomplished,” Kim says, before Kourtney later adds: “It’s so confusing and I can’t believe it. How many people have taken this test? Ten? I want to do it. I’ll be number 5.”
Despite her sisters’ skepticism, Khloé still manages to block out her haters.
“Jealousy doesn’t suit you,” she replies.
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